Note: I know and like Antonio and the Adgrok guys very well, but they have insulted my hometown and I will not stand for it.

Disclaimer: Even though this is posted on the HireHive blog, the following is only my opinion and not the opinion or policy of my employer, except when my cofounder agrees with me, which is all of it, so never mind. The expletives, however, are all mine.

This Tuesday, Antonio Garcia-Martinez from Adgrok wrote that New York will “never be more than a tech sideshow”.

He is wrong.

New York is going to become as important, if not more important, than Silicon Valley.

New York is the capital of food, fashion, music, finance, diplomacy, culture and news. It is a great place to start a company. Nick and I started HireHive there, and while we’re out in Mountain View right now to be a part of Y Combinator, we’ll be back there before you know it.

Why? Because New York is the greatest city in the world. So, I’m going to do my part and break down Antonio’s arguments the only way I know how: like a New Yorker — crassly and with lots of vulgarities.

The hero with, well, a couple of faces

The mythology in New York is all wrong for startups

The nice thing about myths is that the winners get to write them. The mansions in Atherton and Woodside are monuments to the success of the Valley’s finest companies. These inspire the next generation of Valley entrepreneurs.

There’s no question that New York needs some serious tech heros to succeed. But who’s looking like heroes now? The Wall Street guys? Fuhgeddaboutit.

The Dennis Crowleys, Chris Dixons, and Fred Wilsons of New York are building their legacies now. The monuments will come later.

$2495 for a 500 sq. ft. one bedroom apartment

There, that’s how much my first apartment in New York cost.

If you’re going to start a startup, you gotta live like you mean it. That means you can’t be in a one bedroom on the Lower East Side and complain about your rent. Save the hip hoods for when you make the money (and then you only spend a percentage of it). There are plenty of cheap places to live, assuming you look north of 14th Street. The Upper West Side, Morningside Heights, Washington Heights, Yorkville, Hell's Kitchen, and Murray Hill are all cheaper and sometimes even nicer. If you dare to venture out of Manhattan, you can find a great place in Astoria or Brooklyn with a back yard and a quick commute.

Nick was living in 81 square feet in a 3 bedroom in a beautiful brownstone in Park Slope for under $800. Living out here is costing him more money.

The cathedral and the brothel

Every yuppie I knew in New York worked as either a Wall Street guy, a lawyer, or an agent of some sort.

The people in NY are a different breed, for sure. They are most definitely the embodiment of the “ambitious ass-kicker.” The energy and ambition may need to be redirected a bit, but if there’s one thing New Yorkers respect more than anything else, it’s success.

Furthermore, while it’s true that Upper East Side banking culture isn’t startup culture, in a city of over 8 million, it’s only a tiny fraction of what New York has to offer. You can go out and meet the best thinkers, authors, artists, musicians, journalists, creatives, hackers, makers, nerds, you name it.

I swear, the last time my cofounder and I were out in SF the only people we met were entrepreneurs and social media experts. Nick had people telling him they knew Fred Wilson or had a meeting with Dave McClure before he even had a chance to introduce himself! You know what? Who the fuck cares? I’m going to go nutty if I stay out here for too long.

Note: Fred Wilson and Dave McClure are both very nice, upstanding gentlemen whom we hope to meet soon.

Open vs. closed source

New York’s entire economy is based on monopolies of information.

Every great business creates some type of competitive advantage, monopoly or otherwise. Look at Apple for crying out loud. They’re suing the pants off some guy for posting pictures of their new phone two months early.

I will give you the real estate brokers though. I don’t like them one bit. Still, at $5,000+ for broker fees, you’re living in the wrong neighborhood, pal.

And speaking of open source, New York is the capital of the open source hardware movement, soon to be a $1 billion business. I mean seriously: Bug Labs, Adafruit, MakerBot. Not to mention other groups like the the NYSenate CIO’s office and OpenPlans both of whom are pushing for more transparency and open source in government. I think it’s pretty tough to claim that New York is somehow closed source compared to the Valley.

Oh, also, Craigslist sucks. When New Yorkers can’t find an apartment, they make PadMapper and make Craigslist obsolete.

Disclaimer: I used to work at Bug Labs and Nick used to work at OpenPlans. They’re great places to work and they’re hiring. You should work there.

The intellectual candle-power isn’t there

Columbia is not a top-notch engineering school, and anyhow, it’s way the hell up and gone in Harlem, and no one who isn’t a student or faculty ever goes up there.

Now you’ve gone and made me angry. New York may not be Cambridge, MA, but Columbia (Nick’s and my alma mater) has a fantastic engineering school. I mean, fucking Al Aho teaches there. He wrote the Dragon Book (the book on compilers) and the programming language AWK. He even wrote egrep because he wanted to solve New York Times crossword puzzles. egrep people! The man wrote egrep to solve a fucking cross word puzzle. Al Aho was confronted with a problem, thought “I know, I’ll use regular expressions,” and then he had NO problems (please can someone make an Al Aho facts website?).

No place for Trotsky to sit down

One of the biggest shocks upon moving to New York was realizing it had no cafés.

First of all, New York has plenty of cafés. Try Eartmatters, Think Coffee, Grounded, Hungarian Pastry Shop (gotta go north of 14th for that one), or Gorilla Coffee (:gasp: Leave the borough?) to name a few.

But really, who needs cafés when you have something much better. HireHive was practically born in Nick’s old office on Lafayette street. There’s nothing better than grabbing $3 dumplings for dinner and then working on the top floor while watching the sun set over a 360 degree view of the Manhattan skyline.

Bla bla bla the food

The food culture in New York mostly sucks.

The food argument is bull. It might be fresher out here, but New York has every type of person and thus every type of cuisine under the sun. And I’m not talking $300 sushi either. Off the top of my head: Bagels, Indian, Szechuan, Cantonese, Japanese, Korean, Tibetan, Malaysian, Ethiopian, Italian, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Peruvian, Argentine, Mexican, Jamaican, Australian, Ukrainian, proper pizza with no grilled zucchini or what have you, and Jewish Delis. All for cheap if you know where to look.

Plus, New York is the king of the hip, roving, tweeting food vehicles (see: Big Gay Ice Cream Truck, Waffles & Dinges, Treats Truck, Schnitzel & Things, Calexico, Chicken and Rice).

Oh, one more thing? In-N-Out Burger sucks. Doesn’t hold a candle to Five Guys, let alone the holy grail of the fast food hamburger: Shake Shack.

Building shit

I’m fairly sure that between the big Oakland Home Depot and the geek paradise of Fry’s Electronics in Palo Alto, I and a band of hardy souls could re-build all of 21st century human technological life on some barren island if need be. Good luck doing that with what you find on Fifth Avenue.

The maker community in the Valley has nothing on New York. Seriously, NYC Resistor is possibly the coolest hacker space in the world. They have a fucking LASER cutter. And you can use it! Just ask them.

If there’s anywhere that’s holding the torch that was ignited at the Homebrew Computer Club, it’s New York City. Apple may have started the personal computing revolution at the HCC, but Makerbot is starting the personal manufacturing revolution at Resistor and they sure as hell aren’t in the Valley.

Greed is Good

None of those Goldman Sachs quants really knew about or understood the startup scene.

Ambition drives the Valley as much as it drives New York. It just has to be channeled correctly. New York nerds need some proper success stories to point them in the right direction. We don’t have our Google or Facebook yet, but it won’t be long. Just keep your eyes on Foursquare, Meetup, Etsy, et. al. If any one of these goes public the tectonic plates in NYC are going to shift drastically.

The startup scene in New York is growing at an incredible rate. Ten years ago, if you were a programmer in New York, you did finance. Just ask Joshua Schachter. This isn’t the case any more. Nick and I both came up exclusively through the startup world in New York and there are tons of hackers just like us who have tasted city life and wouldn’t give it up. This isn’t even taking into account Google’s now huge presence in NYC. It’s now possible to be a proper engineer in New York.

Why New York Is Better

All of this has just been why New York doesn’t suck. It’s not enough to bring it up to par with the Valley. New York needs to be actively better. For this, I’m going to take a page directly from David Lee: The big things (tm) in tech right now are social, mobile, and local. These work best when you have a lot of people and a lot of stuff all mashed together. It’s not a coincidence that Foursquare is happening in New York and not Palo Alto.

The New York tech scene is practically bubbling over with excitement and activity. Here’s a list of awesome things you’ll only find in New York: New York Tech Meetup, IgniteNYC, Dorkbot, Eyebeam, Rhizome, ITP, Betaworks, NYC Startup Job Fair, Hackers On Planet Earth, Adafruit, Resistor, Alpha One Labs, bit.ly, Kickstarter, Meetup, Makerbot, Etsy, Foursquare, Gilt, Makerbot, Bug Labs, Fog Creek, stackoverflow, Boxee, Tumblr, drop.io, Hunch, SecondMarket, GetGlue, OMGPOP, and the list goes on.

Oh and one more thing about the Valley: It’s the suburbs for crying out loud! I mean, I went to visit some family in San Francisco on Sunday and the last train back to Mountain View was at 9:15pm. Seriously? Yeesh.

TL;DR

The Valley may be the tech capital of the world now, but just you wait. New York is on its way to the top.

Is this aspirational? Hell yes. New York certainly won’t become the tech capital without boosters and success stories, but it is the center of everything else in the world. It’s just a matter of time. We’re doing our part.

Update 8/4/2010: Kelly Sutton wrote a great post about this too. Go New York!

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